{"id":1168,"date":"2011-09-14T21:27:45","date_gmt":"2011-09-15T01:27:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=1168"},"modified":"2012-02-11T22:27:46","modified_gmt":"2012-02-12T04:27:46","slug":"checking-for-bad-guys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=1168","title":{"rendered":"Checking for Bad Guys"},"content":{"rendered":"

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If they look tough, it’s because they are. Mean, fierce, bad guy-finders. On a mission to check for, then eliminate, the baddest of guys.<\/p>\n

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Milo knows this is a game. Pretend. He invites Oliver to come along, and Oliver, sometimes looking scared out of his mind, takes on the task with all the courage a two-year-old pants-pooper could muster.<\/p>\n

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Any bad guys under here?<\/em><\/p>\n

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Or maybe in here?<\/em><\/p>\n

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Surely not here?<\/em><\/p>\n

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Or here?<\/em><\/p>\n

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They allowed me to tag along. We scoured the first floor, checking behind chairs and couches. Inside cabinets, under the table. Behind the trash can. The second floor, all bad guys detected and efficiently eliminated. The third floor.<\/p>\n

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Pretty sure we got them too, despite almost being sucked into the vortex of someone’s<\/em> closet (insert throat-clearing sound here).<\/p>\n

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Luckily no bad guys out there.<\/em><\/p>\n

And what, you may ask, would we do if we happened upon any bad guys on our bad guy hunt? Well, see for yourself.<\/p>\n

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Bad guys, beware.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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