{"id":1187,"date":"2011-09-28T17:57:28","date_gmt":"2011-09-28T21:57:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=1187"},"modified":"2012-01-21T20:53:24","modified_gmt":"2012-01-22T02:53:24","slug":"meat-gun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=1187","title":{"rendered":"Meat Gun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6175\/6193433564_10cfd32c29.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0025\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Milo (approaching with toy steak in hand): <em>This is my meat-gun. It shoots blood.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Which gives new meaning to the phrase, &#8220;Meat is murder.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Milo (approaching with toy steak in hand): This is my meat-gun. It shoots blood. Which gives new meaning to the phrase, &#8220;Meat is murder.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1559,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[105],"tags":[47],"class_list":["post-1187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-family","tag-milo-isms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1187"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1680,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187\/revisions\/1680"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1559"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}