{"id":1197,"date":"2011-10-09T16:38:03","date_gmt":"2011-10-09T20:38:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=1197"},"modified":"2012-01-21T20:52:03","modified_gmt":"2012-01-22T02:52:03","slug":"its-a-zoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=1197","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s a Zoo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6166\/6221089690_a89e2341e2.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0005\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I took the boys (yes, all three of them) to the zoo by myself on Friday. Milo didn&#8217;t have school, so we needed <em>desperately <\/em>to get out of the house and have a small adventure before the small adventure found us&#8230; and destroyed our living room. It was not the first time I had taken all three of them, but it was the first time I felt a bit&#8230; overwhelmed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6170\/6221090170_f8e9944bce.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0011\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">As with most things these days, we alternated between times of togetherness and times of complete chaos and times of pure hilarity.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6101\/6220569689_9603db70d1.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0016\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Like, for instance, the time Milo climbed inside the above giant jack-o-lantern before I had the slightest idea what was happening.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6120\/6220569919_2173c1becc.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0018\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>&#8230; and the look on this little girl&#8217;s face.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Don&#8217;t get me wrong. I am fully aware of the trouble we are in. We have three boys very close in age and the youngest isn&#8217;t even able to get into any trouble yet. I am thankful that I will be easing into that bit sometime around a year from now. When Emil starts walking. Whoa, Nelly. I need to sit down.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6221\/6220570911_70860fd785.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0036\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6050\/6221091764_467379e6b2.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0039\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>What is it with this kid and climbing into small spaces???<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">But no one really <em>warned<\/em> us about the difference between having two and three kids. Everyone had different opinions. Some people said, &#8220;Oh, going from two to three is soooooo much easier than one to two.&#8221; Disagree. Others chimed, &#8220;Oh, you won&#8217;t even notice, the other two will be so busy playing with each other!&#8221; If by playing you mean breaking something.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6218\/6221092824_53df62f551.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0045\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">But my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=727\" target=\"_blank\">Aunt Barbara<\/a> (a very wise woman indeed AND a mother of four) once warned me about going from two to three kids. &#8220;They will now outnumber you.&#8221; Wise words. They do, indeed, outnumber us. Milo&#8217;s energy alone can require the attention of two highly skilled adults (preferably ones with some training in wrangling circus animals, preferably with superhuman speed, agility, and stamina. You know, super-humans). So, wow. It is going to be a WILD RIDE! WooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">But back to the zoo.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">We go there at least once a week. It is a fantastic place with so much to do. But this day we did something Milo has been BEGGING to do for the past four months.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6055\/6221093066_d395e3bed8.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0046\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6237\/6221093274_57fcef2011.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0048\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">And of course, has to do with transformations. This kid LOVES to dress up. Be something or someone else for a bit. Pretending is his top game.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6214\/6221093504_34c3e8baf3.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0049\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Lizard face, please.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6174\/6220573581_3419862d95.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0057\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Why is Oliver&#8217;s face turning red, you ask? Oh, may it have something to do with the death grip on his neck? Nah.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm7.static.flickr.com\/6235\/6221094456_585def44bd.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0058\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Get me out of here, you crazies.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Happy Sunday. Happy October.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I took the boys (yes, all three of them) to the zoo by myself on Friday. Milo didn&#8217;t have school, so we needed desperately to get out of the house and have a small adventure before the small adventure found us&#8230; and destroyed our living room. It was not the first time I had taken &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=1197\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;It&#8217;s a Zoo&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1549,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[105],"tags":[74,76,174],"class_list":["post-1197","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-family","tag-adventures","tag-costuming","tag-favorite-places"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1197"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1677,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197\/revisions\/1677"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1549"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}