{"id":1307,"date":"2012-01-12T09:45:31","date_gmt":"2012-01-12T13:45:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=1307"},"modified":"2012-01-15T21:17:42","modified_gmt":"2012-01-16T03:17:42","slug":"while-you-were-probably-sleeping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=1307","title":{"rendered":"While You Were Probably Sleeping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7173\/6682769171_b60c734e51.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0006\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>2 am<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7169\/6682770075_ae71530932.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0025\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">We were not. Sleeping, that is.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7147\/6682769769_6576fab9e2.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0013\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Which is the case lately. But this kid seems to have profound things to say in high shrieks and squeals. At 2am.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Frankly, my stomach hurts. And I feel strange.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7167\/6682772511_bdaed3ae51.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0038\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">As in, possible stomach flu strange? Or on-the-verge-of-a-migraine strange. Or. Just 2am and I want to be asleep strange. So I am, naturally, taking pictures and blogging about it. Isn&#8217;t that what you would do if you were feeling disgusting and exhausted? No?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7152\/6682773089_1859c62322.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0042\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Emil just ripped a dandy handful of hair out of my head&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7174\/6682773369_8f8fcf6937.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0043\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>&#8230; so why is HE the one who looks so offended???<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7014\/6682773669_b24b82abac.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0048\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Oy.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2 am We were not. Sleeping, that is. Which is the case lately. But this kid seems to have profound things to say in high shrieks and squeals. At 2am. Frankly, my stomach hurts. And I feel strange. As in, possible stomach flu strange? Or on-the-verge-of-a-migraine strange. Or. Just 2am and I want to be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=1307\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;While You Were Probably Sleeping&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1587,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[105],"tags":[101,64],"class_list":["post-1307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-family","tag-emil","tag-sleep"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1307"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1589,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1307\/revisions\/1589"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1587"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}