{"id":1910,"date":"2012-01-24T14:49:35","date_gmt":"2012-01-24T20:49:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=1910"},"modified":"2012-01-24T14:49:35","modified_gmt":"2012-01-24T20:49:35","slug":"nightmares","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=1910","title":{"rendered":"Nightmares"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Despite what the title of this post suggests, no one is really having nightmares around here. More accurately, nighttime itself has become the nightmare. It starts out quite innocently, with all three little cherub-cheeked boys going quietly to their beds, usually without much of a fight, sometimes with only an extra call for a drink of water or milk. The baby happily nurses to sleep in bed as I browse the internet or watch a trashy reality TV show on the computer. The house is quiet. For about two hours.<\/p>\n

Then, the nightmare begins. Oliver wakes up screaming. Emil wakes up fussing. Every two hours. Andrew usually tends to Oliver and I to the baby, but it seems that both of us are separately up all night. And if it’s a good night, Emil and Oliver stagger their waking protests so that we are all awake about once an hour. All night long. When Oliver cries, everyone in the house wakes up except Milo. So. Whatever may be going on with this guy, it is a nightmare.<\/em>\u00a0Oh, sleep. How we miss you. Let’s be friends again.<\/p>\n

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Any parents out there have any insight into this? Spankings don’t seem to work. (JUST KIDDING!!!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Despite what the title of this post suggests, no one is really having nightmares around here. More accurately, nighttime itself has become the nightmare. It starts out quite innocently, with all three little cherub-cheeked boys going quietly to their beds, usually without much of a fight, sometimes with only an extra call for a drink … Continue reading “Nightmares”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1912,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[105],"tags":[101,93,64],"class_list":["post-1910","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-family","tag-emil","tag-oliver","tag-sleep"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1910","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1910"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1910\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1911,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1910\/revisions\/1911"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1912"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1910"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1910"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}