{"id":1922,"date":"2012-01-26T13:37:01","date_gmt":"2012-01-26T19:37:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=1922"},"modified":"2012-01-26T13:37:01","modified_gmt":"2012-01-26T19:37:01","slug":"ack-shully","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=1922","title":{"rendered":"Ack-Shully"},"content":{"rendered":"

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My coffee date this morning- Crackers? No, ack-shully GOLDFISH crackers.<\/em><\/p>\n

Oliver is becoming quite the know-it-all. The other day, while playing with a little toy monkey, I said to him, “Oliver, this is a chimp. Can you say chimp?” To which he replied, “Ack-shully, it’s a chimpanZEE, Mom.”<\/p>\n

When we are stopped at a stoplight, or sitting in a carpool line waiting to pick up Milo on a rainy day, I hear from the way back, “GO, Mom!”<\/p>\n

I water down the boys’ apple juice to make it a little less sugary and <\/em>to make the stuff last longer. Oliver asks for juice. I hand him the beverage, and he takes a thoughtful swig. “Ack-shully, this water-juice, Mom.”<\/p>\n

I ask it he is having fun playing with his tools. “Mom this is ack-shully a swew-diver.”<\/p>\n

I ask if he would like a sandwich. “Ack-shully, I like a peanut butter sand-ich.” Right. That’s what I said. “No sand-ich, Mom. PEANUT BUTTER SAND-ICH.” Sheesh.<\/p>\n

You get the gist. Basically, include all details, or you are wrong.<\/p>\n

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Emil. “Ack-shully, that’s BABY Emil.”<\/em><\/p>\n

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My coffee date this morning- Crackers? No, ack-shully GOLDFISH crackers. Oliver is becoming quite the know-it-all. The other day, while playing with a little toy monkey, I said to him, “Oliver, this is a chimp. Can you say chimp?” To which he replied, “Ack-shully, it’s a chimpanZEE, Mom.” When we are stopped at a stoplight, … Continue reading “Ack-Shully”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1925,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[105],"tags":[93],"class_list":["post-1922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-family","tag-oliver"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1922"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1922\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1924,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1922\/revisions\/1924"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}