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It is beyond me how this young buck is already half a year old, but I’m diggin’ it. He is becoming quite the character.<\/p>\n
So far, Emil wins the award for Most Difficult Baby to Hold on Your Lap<\/em>, followed by the prestigious Most Likely to be Dropped Award<\/em>, which is also known as the\u00a0Squirmiest Human Being Honor. <\/em>He would like to thank his mother and father for not dropping him on the floor yet. Oh, and for allowing him to stand constantly on their laps so that he can practice being all he can be. He strives for greatness, people. Greatness.<\/p>\n And no, he cannot be bothered to sit up on his own yet. He would prefer to skip that stage citing that “sitting is for cowards and lazy people” and he is neither of these.<\/p>\n His oldest brother calls him “Fuzzy Head,” which he feels is a bit demeaning, but prefers it to “Pumpkin Pie Head,” and anyway the oldest has bestowed that nickname onto the middle brother.<\/p>\n If you haven’t gathered from the previous post about Emil and food, he still prefers his milkie to all other forms of nourishment, and will look at you with scorn and contempt if you so much as SUGGEST he take such nourishment from these things you call “bottles.”<\/p>\n Stuff he is good at: nursing. Pooping. Rolling over and over and over until he is on the other side of the room. Jumping in his doorway jumper. Yanking out fistfuls of hair. Pinching. Laughing. Scratching. Blowing spit bubbles and making fart noises. Being ridiculously adorable. High-pitched shrieks. Partying all night long.<\/p>\n Watch out, world. Emil is 6 months.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" It is beyond me how this young buck is already half a year old, but I’m diggin’ it. He is becoming quite the character. So far, Emil wins the award for Most Difficult Baby to Hold on Your Lap, followed by the prestigious Most Likely to be Dropped Award, which is also known as the\u00a0Squirmiest … Continue reading “Emil, 6 Months”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2140,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[105],"tags":[101],"class_list":["post-2125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-family","tag-emil"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2125"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2125\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2139,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2125\/revisions\/2139"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2140"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"DSC_0186\"](\"http:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7191\/6893014035_ddf5173208_b.jpg\")
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