{"id":222,"date":"2008-02-03T10:58:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-03T14:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=222"},"modified":"2008-02-03T10:58:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-03T14:58:00","slug":"are-you-kidding-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=222","title":{"rendered":"Are You Kidding Me?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ryan thoughtfully clipped these items from one of his favorite catalogs. He said he purchased these products and had found them exceedingly effective in protecting his girls from scrapes, bruises, and dangerous germs. <\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the recommendations, Ryan, but I&#8217;m not sure that we&#8217;ll be needing these in the near future for Milo &#8211; his &#8220;bulk&#8221; should protect him from any harm. Maybe he&#8217;ll catch a flesh-eating virus that will go to work on his Goodyear midsection, flabby arms, and marshmallow thighs. <\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_Dsi4KwiyqQQ\/R6XXqMN1vzI\/AAAAAAAAACM\/Til06M9QF-w\/s1600-h\/Scan.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_Dsi4KwiyqQQ\/R6XXqMN1vzI\/AAAAAAAAACM\/Til06M9QF-w\/s320\/Scan.jpeg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5162769667683893042\" \/><\/a><br \/><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_Dsi4KwiyqQQ\/R6XXlsN1vuI\/AAAAAAAAABk\/62474J5IDcg\/s1600-h\/Scan+1.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_Dsi4KwiyqQQ\/R6XXlsN1vuI\/AAAAAAAAABk\/62474J5IDcg\/s320\/Scan+1.jpeg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5162769590374481634\" \/><\/a><br \/><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp3.blogger.com\/_Dsi4KwiyqQQ\/R6XXl8N1vvI\/AAAAAAAAABs\/SbT5MUG0zhk\/s1600-h\/Scan+2.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp3.blogger.com\/_Dsi4KwiyqQQ\/R6XXl8N1vvI\/AAAAAAAAABs\/SbT5MUG0zhk\/s320\/Scan+2.jpeg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5162769594669448946\" \/><\/a><br \/><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp3.blogger.com\/_Dsi4KwiyqQQ\/R6XXl8N1vwI\/AAAAAAAAAB0\/l1ZS5xQVMcs\/s1600-h\/Scan+4.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp3.blogger.com\/_Dsi4KwiyqQQ\/R6XXl8N1vwI\/AAAAAAAAAB0\/l1ZS5xQVMcs\/s320\/Scan+4.jpeg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5162769594669448962\" \/><\/a><br \/><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_Dsi4KwiyqQQ\/R6XXmMN1vxI\/AAAAAAAAAB8\/_ThEPwe-5Sg\/s1600-h\/Scan+3.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_Dsi4KwiyqQQ\/R6XXmMN1vxI\/AAAAAAAAAB8\/_ThEPwe-5Sg\/s320\/Scan+3.jpeg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5162769598964416274\" \/><\/a><br \/><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_Dsi4KwiyqQQ\/R6XXmMN1vyI\/AAAAAAAAACE\/XTqn_5CksrQ\/s1600-h\/Scan+5.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_Dsi4KwiyqQQ\/R6XXmMN1vyI\/AAAAAAAAACE\/XTqn_5CksrQ\/s320\/Scan+5.jpeg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5162769598964416290\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ryan thoughtfully clipped these items from one of his favorite catalogs. He said he purchased these products and had found them exceedingly effective in protecting his girls from scrapes, bruises, and dangerous germs. 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