{"id":2234,"date":"2012-03-15T07:10:59","date_gmt":"2012-03-15T12:10:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=2234"},"modified":"2012-03-15T07:10:59","modified_gmt":"2012-03-15T12:10:59","slug":"varmint-huntin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=2234","title":{"rendered":"Varmint Huntin&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And now for a little Thursday morning gross-ness. <em>Consider that your warning. There&#8217;s still time to turn away. No? Okay. Here it is:<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7048\/6959442053_3ce20cb842_b.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0046\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Tasty morsel #6<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">In true terrier style, our dog Proudie has quite the kill list. She has killed and eaten, in no particular order, the following poor creatures (that we know about):<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>a sparrow, caught in full flight, gulped down in one swallow<\/li>\n<li>two young squirrels<\/li>\n<li>a baby bunny<\/li>\n<li>a young opossum<\/li>\n<li>a rat (the lovely wet thing seen above)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The preferred method of execution: a firm bite followed by excessive shaking, followed by consumption of the tasty parts. But don&#8217;t worry. The veterinarian assures me that this will do her no harm and will not likely pass on disease. The disgust I feel over this is currently making me wretch a little. So this post is done.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And now for a little Thursday morning gross-ness. Consider that your warning. There&#8217;s still time to turn away. No? Okay. Here it is: Tasty morsel #6 In true terrier style, our dog Proudie has quite the kill list. She has killed and eaten, in no particular order, the following poor creatures (that we know about): &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=2234\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Varmint Huntin&#8217;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2279,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[83],"class_list":["post-2234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-proudie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2234"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2234\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2278,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2234\/revisions\/2278"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}