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It is starting to dawn on me the situation I am in.<\/p>\n
So surprising was the discovery at my 20-week ultrasound when I was pregnant with Emil that he was a boy. I was thrilled, but shocked. And that sank in, the thought of having a really male-dominated household, and I embraced it. It is quite fun, really. But, as with anything, there are drawbacks. With the newly potty-trained Oliver, plus Milo, plus Andrew using the toilets… well, there’s a lot of piss. Everywhere. And just imagine when Emil joins the crew! Andrew suggested that we install a urinal in the downstairs bathroom because, you know, it makes sense.<\/em>\u00a0Yeah, except when anyone <\/em>in the house has to take a crap.<\/p>\n And then there’s this. Anything, and everything, becomes a penis.<\/p>\n Andrew and Milo had stayed up later than usual building structures in the living room. Only, Andrew missed Milo’s last creation until the next morning. When he stumbled downstairs, half asleep the next morning, this character was standing at attention (literally) to greet him: Have an uplifting weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" It is starting to dawn on me the situation I am in. So surprising was the discovery at my 20-week ultrasound when I was pregnant with Emil that he was a boy. I was thrilled, but shocked. And that sank in, the thought of having a really male-dominated household, and I embraced it. It is … Continue reading “Everything is a Penis”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2455,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[105],"tags":[69,92,82],"class_list":["post-2447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-family","tag-brothers","tag-milo","tag-pureembarassment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2447"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2447\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2454,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2447\/revisions\/2454"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2455"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"DSC_0059\"](\"http:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7181\/6929313638_901c72e027_b.jpg\")
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