{"id":2457,"date":"2012-04-16T07:38:23","date_gmt":"2012-04-16T12:38:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=2457"},"modified":"2012-04-16T07:38:23","modified_gmt":"2012-04-16T12:38:23","slug":"zombie-demons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=2457","title":{"rendered":"Zombie-Demons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7195\/6932592852_3a8fa08e84_b.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0019\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7062\/7078667539_232a6301ba_b.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0001\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I went for a run on Saturday evening. It was a survival run. Meaning: I had to do it to survive. Literally, guys. On the verge of a mental breakdown all day Saturday and I have no idea why. I just couldn&#8217;t shake the funk, so after dinner, I told Andrew that all of our lives depended on my running immediately. Without pushing a stroller.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7050\/7078668295_1da53845f7_b.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0013\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7118\/6932592074_8d9a0cbd58_b.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0009\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I started running (really just jogging) again about a month ago, a few days a week, pushing the double jogging stroller with Oliver and Emil. But this was my first lone run in so long I can&#8217;t remember. It was f-ing amazing.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7191\/6932593270_4e42e2a754_b.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0023\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5462\/7078669529_aca7b4353f_b.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0024\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I ran like I was being <em>chased<\/em>. I ran away from that house so hard my heart was pounding in my temples and I must have looked like an absolute insane person or at least someone actually running for her life from a pack of blood-thirsty zombies. Or demons. Zombie-demons. I sprinted until I could barely catch my breath, then I pushed harder. I had no idea where I was going so I just went <em>away.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I was gone a mere 20 minutes, but when I returned I was dripping in sweat, breathless. And cured. <em>Sigh.\u00a0<\/em>I&#8217;m back. And I&#8217;m hooked.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7211\/7078670063_739368d4bd_b.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0029\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7176\/6932594504_4d2634beec_b.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0030\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>See? Zombie-demons. I told you, didn&#8217;t I?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went for a run on Saturday evening. It was a survival run. Meaning: I had to do it to survive. Literally, guys. On the verge of a mental breakdown all day Saturday and I have no idea why. I just couldn&#8217;t shake the funk, so after dinner, I told Andrew that all of our &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=2457\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Zombie-Demons&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2463,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[105],"tags":[69,48],"class_list":["post-2457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-family","tag-brothers","tag-motherhood"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2457"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2457\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2462,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2457\/revisions\/2462"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2463"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}