{"id":251,"date":"2008-05-11T12:27:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-11T16:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=251"},"modified":"2009-10-24T15:19:32","modified_gmt":"2009-10-24T19:19:32","slug":"251","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=251","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Mother&#8217;s Day. It would take two of my heads to even match your single head. And, then I would still need an additional head to replace my own original head.<\/p>\n<p>Tha Bum looks a bit ill in this photo. And not &#8220;ill&#8221; like the cool kids use it. Just plain gross.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bp1.blogger.com\/_Dsi4KwiyqQQ\/SCcecpWu7uI\/AAAAAAAAACc\/pH7UsfY0lvQ\/s1600-h\/Photo+106.jpg\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5199157772308901602\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp1.blogger.com\/_Dsi4KwiyqQQ\/SCcecpWu7uI\/AAAAAAAAACc\/pH7UsfY0lvQ\/s320\/Photo+106.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Mother&#8217;s Day. It would take two of my heads to even match your single head. And, then I would still need an additional head to replace my own original head. Tha Bum looks a bit ill in this photo. And not &#8220;ill&#8221; like the cool kids use it. Just plain gross.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1355,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[82],"class_list":["post-251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-pureembarassment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=251"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":637,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions\/637"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1355"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}