{"id":272,"date":"2008-07-17T14:47:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-17T18:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=272"},"modified":"2009-10-23T22:18:07","modified_gmt":"2009-10-24T02:18:07","slug":"hillbilly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=272","title":{"rendered":"Hillbilly"},"content":{"rendered":"

To pay tribute to all the hillbillies out there, I’ve decided to go back in time and reflect on exactly who Milo Knight is. Here are the top 12 reasons I believe our little Bum is headed down the road of hillbilly-dom.<\/p>\n

#12. What hillbilly doesn’t love a good corndog?
\n\"\"<\/a>#11. Hillybillies are not afraid to cheer themselves on.\"\"<\/a>#10. Hillbillies love a good fist-pump.
\n\"\"<\/a>#9. A true hillbilly is always up for a cold one with Pop.
\n\"\"<\/a>#8. Hillbillies love Cracker Barrel…\"\"<\/a>#7. … And Ken Griffey, Jr.
\n\"\"<\/a>#6. … And grabbing their crotches.
\n\"\"<\/a>#5. You’ll often find a hillbilly wearing no shirt, and no shoes… but definitely a hat.
\n\"\"<\/a>#4. Hillbillies love drivin’ stuff.
\n\"\"<\/a>#3. But even more than drivin’ stuff, hillbillies like to show off their mullets…
\n\"\"<\/a>… especially in front of the pretty ladies.<\/p>\n

#2. Hillbillies don’t like to throw things out.
\n\"\"<\/a>But the #1 reason that there is a good chance that Milo will become a hillbilly?<\/p>\n

#1. Hillbillies come from hillbilly stock.
\n\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>I’m sorry to all of you hillbillies who did not realize you were hillbillies until now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

To pay tribute to all the hillbillies out there, I’ve decided to go back in time and reflect on exactly who Milo Knight is. Here are the top 12 reasons I believe our little Bum is headed down the road of hillbilly-dom. #12. What hillbilly doesn’t love a good corndog? #11. Hillybillies are not afraid … Continue reading “Hillbilly”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1371,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[76,81],"class_list":["post-272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-costuming","tag-guitarme"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=272"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":603,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272\/revisions\/603"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1371"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}