{"id":293,"date":"2008-10-01T10:54:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-01T14:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=293"},"modified":"2012-02-11T22:37:49","modified_gmt":"2012-02-12T04:37:49","slug":"uncle-ryans-revenge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=293","title":{"rendered":"Uncle Ryan&#8217;s Revenge"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_kvSax_73_fg\/SOOSBBXNw4I\/AAAAAAAAAyw\/JyGStW9vkQQ\/s1600-h\/CIMG4678.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5252202136687461250\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_kvSax_73_fg\/SOOSBBXNw4I\/AAAAAAAAAyw\/JyGStW9vkQQ\/s400\/CIMG4678.JPG\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">I guess this picture says it all<\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">But for those of you who can&#8217;t quite make out the t-shirt Milo is wearing, it reads &#8220;My Uncle Ryan is the Best.&#8221; What a nice birthday present, when paired with Andrew&#8217;s own birthday present from Uncle Ryan, a t-shirt that reads simply, &#8220;Ryan&#8217;s Brother.&#8221;And the icing on the figurative birthday cake is the tin man&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><object id=\"BLOG_video-40e98dc0bd6b2505\" width=\"320\" height=\"266\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/img\/videoplayer.swf?videoUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fvp.video.google.com%2Fvideodownload%3Fversion%3D0%26secureurl%3DqAAAAPCZD0ddCGBZjZs6HcCGJYfzugf6rT08J-rJDPkRZRuPx7hK_fYAb462lwpA75SJM3GNXnlBpksPHlElBbGI1MOOZk4DVm_Cf1saoBvQqrvxI0cAnMeH9_1b9ChjK4fG2TtOr8aVkXo9BOxFu9jyDbYN4kY3p05Kot7GzxZwMB-QWe5zLXYcWexPv64Oh_nq_ttucCZ6eGj6ZyDyLg2njciPUCstf_U3JVlbH-GVkPF_%26sigh%3DKeNooFdnOK3WzoIURMNx3iDMN48%26begin%3D0%26len%3D86400000%26docid%3D0&amp;nogvlm=1&amp;thumbnailUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.google.com%2FThumbnailServer2%3Fapp%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D40e98dc0bd6b2505%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw320%26sigh%3DuDFdoHZQyhdmh6CR7ZdqBjHp7hk&amp;messagesUrl=video.google.com%2FFlashUiStrings.xlb%3Fframe%3Dflashstrings%26hl%3Den\" \/><embed id=\"BLOG_video-40e98dc0bd6b2505\" width=\"320\" height=\"266\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/img\/videoplayer.swf?videoUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fvp.video.google.com%2Fvideodownload%3Fversion%3D0%26secureurl%3DqAAAAPCZD0ddCGBZjZs6HcCGJYfzugf6rT08J-rJDPkRZRuPx7hK_fYAb462lwpA75SJM3GNXnlBpksPHlElBbGI1MOOZk4DVm_Cf1saoBvQqrvxI0cAnMeH9_1b9ChjK4fG2TtOr8aVkXo9BOxFu9jyDbYN4kY3p05Kot7GzxZwMB-QWe5zLXYcWexPv64Oh_nq_ttucCZ6eGj6ZyDyLg2njciPUCstf_U3JVlbH-GVkPF_%26sigh%3DKeNooFdnOK3WzoIURMNx3iDMN48%26begin%3D0%26len%3D86400000%26docid%3D0&amp;nogvlm=1&amp;thumbnailUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.google.com%2FThumbnailServer2%3Fapp%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D40e98dc0bd6b2505%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw320%26sigh%3DuDFdoHZQyhdmh6CR7ZdqBjHp7hk&amp;messagesUrl=video.google.com%2FFlashUiStrings.xlb%3Fframe%3Dflashstrings%26hl%3Den\" \/><\/object><br \/>\n&#8230; no heart? No heart!? This comment made by Uncle Ryan was a response to his oh-so-delicate son Casey being compared to our rather robust young bum a few months ago. I believe the conversation went something like this:<\/p>\n<p>Andrew: &#8220;Casey&#8217;s going to get pounded by Milo.&#8221;<br \/>\nRyan: &#8220;Milo might be bigger, but Casey&#8217;s got heart. He&#8217;ll always beat Milo.&#8221;<br \/>\nAndrew: &#8220;Milo has heart!&#8221;<br \/>\nRyan: &#8220;I think Milo&#8217;s new nickname will be &#8216;Tin Man:&#8217; no heart.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hm&#8230; I guess that age-old sibling rivalry has taken a nasty turn into cousin rivalry at the expense of our little guys! Poor Bum. But I refuse to trash-talk a baby, unlike some&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, thanks for the birthday presents, everyone! Milo especially loves the singing card sent by Gram and Bub and his stacking blocks, sent from Shawn, Annie, and Oren.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_kvSax_73_fg\/SOOSAs5nEcI\/AAAAAAAAAyY\/yAUNzlaFbUU\/s1600-h\/CIMG4661.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5252202131194581442\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_kvSax_73_fg\/SOOSAs5nEcI\/AAAAAAAAAyY\/yAUNzlaFbUU\/s400\/CIMG4661.JPG\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Checking out the picture of Oren on the birthday card<\/span><\/span>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_kvSax_73_fg\/SOOSA9r8UCI\/AAAAAAAAAyo\/bMyqpF-M2BM\/s1600-h\/CIMG4670.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5252202135700656162\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_kvSax_73_fg\/SOOSA9r8UCI\/AAAAAAAAAyo\/bMyqpF-M2BM\/s400\/CIMG4670.JPG\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>Stupid Tin Man&#8230;<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">Milo is onto you, Ryan.<br \/>\nAfter he &#8220;booped&#8221; Tin Man, he tried to flush him down the toilet.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I guess this picture says it all But for those of you who can&#8217;t quite make out the t-shirt Milo is wearing, it reads &#8220;My Uncle Ryan is the Best.&#8221; What a nice birthday present, when paired with Andrew&#8217;s own birthday present from Uncle Ryan, a t-shirt that reads simply, &#8220;Ryan&#8217;s Brother.&#8221;And the icing on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=293\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Uncle Ryan&#8217;s Revenge&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1384,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[105],"tags":[70,59],"class_list":["post-293","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-family","tag-birthday","tag-videos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=293"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2065,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293\/revisions\/2065"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}