{"id":300,"date":"2008-10-20T18:09:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-20T22:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=300"},"modified":"2012-01-22T11:08:07","modified_gmt":"2012-01-22T17:08:07","slug":"good-bye-sweet-mullet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=300","title":{"rendered":"Good-bye, Sweet Mullet"},"content":{"rendered":"

After Milo was mistaken for a girl twice today at the playground, despite wearing blue pants and a gray shirt, I decided it was finally time for that haircut. It’s not that I didn’t want to cut it. I have been wanting it to be magically cut for a long time, but I didn’t want to be the one to screw it up. Well, I did better than I thought I would, but it’s still a chop job. At least the back looks a little better.<\/p>\n

Behold: the before picture:
\n\"\"<\/a>And after!
\n\"\"<\/a>And here’s proof that I didn’t screw up the front too badly this time around:
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\nWhat do you think?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

After Milo was mistaken for a girl twice today at the playground, despite wearing blue pants and a gray shirt, I decided it was finally time for that haircut. It’s not that I didn’t want to cut it. I have been wanting it to be magically cut for a long time, but I didn’t want … Continue reading “Good-bye, Sweet Mullet”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1390,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[105],"tags":[77],"class_list":["post-300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-family","tag-sweet-haircuts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=300"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1884,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions\/1884"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}