{"id":4087,"date":"2013-01-10T05:00:04","date_gmt":"2013-01-10T11:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=4087"},"modified":"2016-09-27T10:27:05","modified_gmt":"2016-09-27T15:27:05","slug":"the-damage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=4087","title":{"rendered":"The Damage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.static.flickr.com\/8468\/8365408576_f8426d3362_b.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0026\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>24 hours post-surgery<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I promise, the Frankenstein-ish pictures I&#8217;ve been posting lately are not a sign of what&#8217;s to come on the blog in 2013! But I wanted to document this because frankly, I was not prepared for what the incision would look like and I&#8217;m more than a bit curious to see how it looks in a week, a month, 6 months from now&#8230; I may have called my mom freaking out a bit when I first took off the bandage. I&#8217;m pretty sure my bikini-wearing days are over, no? Oh, maybe not. I do have one very high-waisted retro-style bikini bottom that just might cover this silly smiley face scar. I am trying not to be vain. After 3 pregnancies, I was able to avoid c-section scars and major stretch marks, so really I consider myself lucky?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Anyway, I&#8217;m feeling much better, and despite my strong aversion to taking my pain meds (is anyone else kind of freaked out by the way Percocet makes you feel?) I have been good about lying around in bed reading blogs and thinking up ideas for the boys&#8217; new shared room. We are considering bunk beds and moving them to one of the bigger rooms. I think a major shift is in store for our home. It&#8217;s good to reconfigure now and then. NOT that I&#8217;ll be moving furniture anytime soon, but&#8230; you know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>24 hours post-surgery I promise, the Frankenstein-ish pictures I&#8217;ve been posting lately are not a sign of what&#8217;s to come on the blog in 2013! But I wanted to document this because frankly, I was not prepared for what the incision would look like and I&#8217;m more than a bit curious to see how it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=4087\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Damage&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4104,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[48,61],"class_list":["post-4087","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-motherhood","tag-surgery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4087","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4087"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4087\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12312,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4087\/revisions\/12312"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4104"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}