{"id":517,"date":"2009-09-13T21:15:56","date_gmt":"2009-09-14T01:15:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=517"},"modified":"2012-01-22T10:27:56","modified_gmt":"2012-01-22T16:27:56","slug":"oh-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=517","title":{"rendered":"Oh, Crap"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m alone with a very fussy infant and a very mischeivous two-year-old. Until Thursday night.<\/p>\n

Any advice (specifically, how in tarnation do you feed\/bath\/read stories to\/ wipe bottom of\/chase\/brush teeth\/put in pajamas\/then put to bed a toddler when you have a baby who screams whenever you put him down)? I’d like to avoid what happened tonight… they are both alive, but it was a close call.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m alone with a very fussy infant and a very mischeivous two-year-old. Until Thursday night. Any advice (specifically, how in tarnation do you feed\/bath\/read stories to\/ wipe bottom of\/chase\/brush teeth\/put in pajamas\/then put to bed a toddler when you have a baby who screams whenever you put him down)? I’d like to avoid what happened … Continue reading “Oh, Crap”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[105],"tags":[48],"class_list":["post-517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","tag-motherhood"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=517"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1813,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517\/revisions\/1813"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}