{"id":7000,"date":"2014-03-07T05:00:35","date_gmt":"2014-03-07T11:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=7000"},"modified":"2016-09-08T14:29:06","modified_gmt":"2016-09-08T19:29:06","slug":"mummy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=7000","title":{"rendered":"Mummy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"DSC_0066\" href=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2844\/12860038235_4dae169528.jpg\" rel=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.staticflickr.com\/2844\/12860038235_4dae169528_b.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0066\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sometimes our dog Proudie likes to scratch at the bedding before she nestles down to sleep. It drives me absolutely bonkers because I know that she is breaking down the fabric and it will eventually tear&#8230; that, and the fact that there is a dog <strong>under the covers<\/strong>. I am of the belief that dogs should sleep at the foot of the bed or,\u00a0<em>gasp,\u00a0<\/em>on the ever-loving\u00a0<em>floor&#8230; <\/em>but, as Andrew will tell you, Proudie has lived with him for longer than I have, so habits were formed before we could discuss them. <em>Eh-ehm<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, so that happened. The soft, loved, scratched-at sheets on our bed finally gave out and I found them ripped to shreds. I didn&#8217;t want to throw them out, though. So the boys and I spent an entire morning having a blast ripping them into long strips (<em>do you know how good it feels to rip something up?!!)<\/em>. I told them that since I was their mummy, I might be one for real next Halloween, and these would be the perfect thing.<\/p>\n<p>I guess Emil was listening.\u00a0<a title=\"DSC_0048\" href=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2825\/12860437164_21853eae56.jpg\" rel=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.staticflickr.com\/2825\/12860437164_21853eae56_b.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0048\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"DSC_0051\" href=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3787\/12860100683_c85a2bcc4a.jpg\" rel=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3787\/12860100683_c85a2bcc4a_b.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0051\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"DSC_0061\" href=\"http:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7449\/12860104403_c28bdb589d.jpg\" rel=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7449\/12860104403_c28bdb589d_b.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0061\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"DSC_0068\" href=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2835\/12860111903_e17a24faa3.jpg\" rel=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.staticflickr.com\/2835\/12860111903_e17a24faa3_b.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0068\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>He wrapped himself up and walked around like a zombie-baby for a while before I ran for the camera. I&#8217;m so glad I did. What a little ham.\u00a0<a title=\"DSC_0077\" href=\"http:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7439\/12860116643_82fc033516.jpg\" rel=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7439\/12860116643_82fc033516_b.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0077\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"DSC_0078\" href=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3831\/12860046795_ea2d11707e.jpg\" rel=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3831\/12860046795_ea2d11707e_b.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0078\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"DSC_0076\" href=\"http:\/\/farm8.static.flickr.com\/7294\/12860453094_2c7f250de0.jpg\" rel=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7294\/12860453094_2c7f250de0_b.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0076\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"DSC_0082\" href=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3675\/12860048365_a982330b68.jpg\" rel=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3675\/12860048365_a982330b68_b.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0082\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Repurposing something always makes me feel better about its original demise.<\/p>\n<p>Have a wonderful weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes our dog Proudie likes to scratch at the bedding before she nestles down to sleep. It drives me absolutely bonkers because I know that she is breaking down the fabric and it will eventually tear&#8230; that, and the fact that there is a dog under the covers. I am of the belief that dogs &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=7000\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Mummy&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7042,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[121,187],"tags":[76,101,75],"class_list":["post-7000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diy-fun","category-motherhood","tag-costuming","tag-emil","tag-ingenius-ideas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7000"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7000\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11790,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7000\/revisions\/11790"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7042"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}