{"id":753,"date":"2010-04-05T21:52:15","date_gmt":"2010-04-06T01:52:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=753"},"modified":"2012-01-22T10:07:28","modified_gmt":"2012-01-22T16:07:28","slug":"not-too-nasty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=753","title":{"rendered":"Not Too Nasty"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Not too much to say today… three things. Then I’m going to bed.<\/p>\n

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Thing number one: my baby has a mohawk. Like a serious, honest-to-goodness mohawk that stands straight up unless we are constantly petting it.<\/p>\n

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Thing number two: We can no longer threaten that the Easter bunny will not visit Milo if he gets out of his bed during naptime or bedtime. He’s had his cake (and chocolate and jelly beans) and eaten it, too.<\/p>\n

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Thing number three: We are going to miss our friends terribly. Especially since Oliver has fallen in love with a 3-week-old hottie named Greta Jane.<\/p>\n

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Would not take his eyes off of her…<\/em><\/p>\n

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Even in the face of certain smashing by the two Smashing Smashers<\/em><\/p>\n

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Okay, four things. Thing number four:<\/p>\n

Overheard last night as Andrew gave Milo a bath:<\/p>\n

Milo:\u00a0\u00a0 Soon I will grow up and be a man.<\/p>\n

Andrew:\u00a0 Are you going to be a nice man, or a nasty man?<\/p>\n

Milo:\u00a0 Just a little bit nasty. Not too nasty, though.<\/p>\n

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Not too nasty.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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