{"id":783,"date":"2010-06-10T13:18:45","date_gmt":"2010-06-10T17:18:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=783"},"modified":"2010-06-10T13:21:27","modified_gmt":"2010-06-10T17:21:27","slug":"ghost-bean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=783","title":{"rendered":"Ghost Bean"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Boo<\/em><\/p>\n

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This child is hilarious.<\/p>\n

First, this<\/a>. Oh, and let us not forget this<\/a> (scroll down to the last picture on this one).<\/p>\n

Now, instead of the eyeball, it’s Ghost Bean. This is what Milo calls a dried white bean left over from one of the Halloween crafty things he did at school last October. Ghost Bean survived nearly 8 months at the back of a kitchen drawer, only to be discovered by curious digging hands (likely searching for a lolly). Ghost Bean now reads stories, shares the special story chair, listens to music, and drifts off to sleep upon clouds of white.<\/p>\n

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Correction: Ghost Bean enjoyed<\/em> about 3 days\/nights of this royal treatment before being thrown across the room in a fit of rage, only to split in half, as flung beans do. Good-night Ghost Bean. Good night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Boo This child is hilarious. First, this. Oh, and let us not forget this (scroll down to the last picture on this one). Now, instead of the eyeball, it’s Ghost Bean. This is what Milo calls a dried white bean left over from one of the Halloween crafty things he did at school last October. … Continue reading “Ghost Bean”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1462,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[47,84],"class_list":["post-783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-milo-isms","tag-obsessions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=783"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/783\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":787,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/783\/revisions\/787"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1462"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}