{"id":8762,"date":"2015-02-17T14:39:43","date_gmt":"2015-02-17T20:39:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=8762"},"modified":"2016-09-07T14:06:45","modified_gmt":"2016-09-07T19:06:45","slug":"my-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=8762","title":{"rendered":"My Phone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"DSC_0015\" href=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7408\/16352191838_90af98e6cc_s.jpg\" rel=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"DSC_0015\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7408\/16352191838_90af98e6cc_b.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0015\" width=\"1024\" height=\"732\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Okay, today I reveal\u2026 my old school flip phone.<\/p>\n<p>It does this:<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"DSC_0016\" href=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8676\/16353975677_f11d788233_s.jpg\" rel=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"DSC_0016\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8676\/16353975677_f11d788233_b.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0016\" width=\"1024\" height=\"731\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I realized I was\u00a0<em>slightly\u00a0<\/em>embarrassed to pull this baby out of my purse to check the time or quickly text my sister some insanely funny thing that just happened. I would keep it inside my purse while texting, hidden away from all the leering young hipsters to my left and right. Not really. They don&#8217;t care or notice. But still, it made me realize I was truly embarrassed about my lack of updated technology.<\/p>\n<p>Until.<\/p>\n<p>This really cool older dude pulled out his old school flip phone in public and flaunted that thing with a confidence I admired. So next time, I&#8217;m doing the same.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s all in how you play it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, today I reveal\u2026 my old school flip phone. It does this: I realized I was\u00a0slightly\u00a0embarrassed to pull this baby out of my purse to check the time or quickly text my sister some insanely funny thing that just happened. I would keep it inside my purse while texting, hidden away from all the leering &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=8762\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;My Phone&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8766,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[187],"tags":[82],"class_list":["post-8762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-motherhood","tag-pureembarassment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8762"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8762\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8765,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8762\/revisions\/8765"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8766"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}