{"id":9342,"date":"2015-06-11T05:00:52","date_gmt":"2015-06-11T10:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=9342"},"modified":"2015-06-04T16:07:29","modified_gmt":"2015-06-04T21:07:29","slug":"emil-isms-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=9342","title":{"rendered":"Emil-isms"},"content":{"rendered":"

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At 3 1\/2, Emil says the strangest and funniest things! I wanted to share a few here for a good laugh…<\/p>\n

All last school year, he referred to “arts and crafts” as “arts and crabs.” No matter how\u00a0many times his brothers try to tell him it’s “crafts,” he insists on crabs.\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n

“When I die, I don’t want to die.”\u00a0long pause.\u00a0<\/em>“I will be a zombie!”<\/p>\n

“E-M-I-L does not spell you! It spells ME!”<\/p>\n

While\u00a0talking animatedly to himself in the other room, “<\/em>Oh NO!!! I’m turning into a woman!”<\/p>\n

“MOM!!!” (shouting frantically)\u00a0<\/em>“The poop just falled in!” (Obviously on the toilet)<\/em><\/p>\n

“You know,” (glaring at me) ”\u00a0<\/em>if you put me in time out, a superhero will come and take you off to jail.”<\/p>\n

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(Gazing down at his fingers after being in the bath for a while) “<\/em>I don’t want my fingers to shrink!!!”<\/p>\n

“I sing because my body makes me!”<\/p>\n

And along the same lines\u2026 after I asked Emil, “How did you get so nice?” he replied, “<\/em>Because my body maked me be nice!”<\/p>\n

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Granny Goosebumps it is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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