{"id":9883,"date":"2015-09-14T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2015-09-14T17:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=9883"},"modified":"2016-09-07T11:31:46","modified_gmt":"2016-09-07T16:31:46","slug":"emil-and-the-hose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=9883","title":{"rendered":"Emil and the Hose"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"DSC_0207\" href=\"http:\/\/farm6.staticflickr.com\/5831\/21364573595_4332f2dcdc_s.jpg\" rel=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"DSC_0207\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.staticflickr.com\/5831\/21364573595_241fb5b6e5_h.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0207\" width=\"1063\" height=\"1600\" \/><\/a><a title=\"DSC_0217\" href=\"http:\/\/farm6.staticflickr.com\/5686\/21338310566_8ea897cae7_s.jpg\" rel=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"DSC_0217\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.staticflickr.com\/5686\/21338310566_f20f5ae2a0_h.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0217\" width=\"1600\" height=\"1143\" \/><\/a><a title=\"DSC_0218\" href=\"http:\/\/farm6.staticflickr.com\/5674\/20741877764_db5020a78c_s.jpg\" rel=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"DSC_0218\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.staticflickr.com\/5674\/20741877764_d34fa842dc_h.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0218\" width=\"1600\" height=\"1143\" \/><\/a><a title=\"DSC_0219\" href=\"http:\/\/farm1.staticflickr.com\/682\/21364591765_9d6406bd5a_s.jpg\" rel=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"DSC_0219\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.staticflickr.com\/682\/21364591765_23a19199e1_h.jpg\" alt=\"DSC_0219\" width=\"1600\" height=\"1143\" \/><\/a>When spraying off your feet after playing in the creek requires complete nudity, followed by an elaborate game of Star Wars, in which the hose becomes a lightsaber, and a little boy becomes a ferocious warrior&#8230; you may be in the mind of a four-year-old Emil. Oh, Emil. Thank you for sparing me. And the camera.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When spraying off your feet after playing in the creek requires complete nudity, followed by an elaborate game of Star Wars, in which the hose becomes a lightsaber, and a little boy becomes a ferocious warrior&#8230; you may be in the mind of a four-year-old Emil. Oh, Emil. Thank you for sparing me. And the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/?p=9883\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Emil and the Hose&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9898,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[105,100,187],"tags":[157,101,173,82,54],"class_list":["post-9883","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-family","category-favorite-places","category-motherhood","tag-asheville","tag-emil","tag-green-living","tag-pureembarassment","tag-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9883","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9883"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9883\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9885,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9883\/revisions\/9885"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9898"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.crumbbums.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}