Category: Family

Tonight, as I handed a screaming Oliver over to Andrew so that I could read a few choice nighttime stories to Milo and put him to bed, Milo said thoughtfully: “Daddy’s takin’ Oliver.” (slight pause) “Daddy’s a good man.” Couldn’t agree more.

Dear Squishy Eyeball, I curse the day I met you (yesterday). You have become the sand in my swimsuit, the gnat in my eye, the corn kernel stuck in my teeth at a bar-b-que that I just… can’t… get… rid of.  I despise you, fake sticky cheap-looking eyeball. You don’t even have an iris, just … Continue reading ““Eye” Will Take No More”

Oliver is so mouth-wateringly finger-licking delicious right now he is in danger of being eaten up. He has cheeks like ripe peaches and smells like… yum. Seriously. Last week a dog-ee (you know the type, older single female who either had no kids or all have flown the coop so she has replaced her child(ren) … Continue reading ““Eye” Love You”

Rock Creek Park for Alexandra’s 2nd Birthday Party Bring on Autumn! One of Alexandra’s Birthday Balloons Enjoying those cookies Milo “yuvs” so much … and Proudie yuvs them too Glad he ate those naked… there was even chocolate covering his legs until Proudie licked them clean, of course Gross. And cute! Enjoying a snack (in … Continue reading “As Promised…”

Pictures coming, I promise. Until then, a montage of what our week looked like: Oliver has two settings: asleep or screaming. Not generally a very happy camper. Which makes it really hard to post a blog. He is screaming right now, in fact. Milo is hilarious and infuriating. Hilarious: pretty much everything he says. “I … Continue reading “Doo-Da!”